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I’m soo happy!  I’m not crazy!  I’m not insane!  Yay me!

UGH!  How did I let you trick me?!  You act all nice and sweet when you want something but then when everything is over and done with you’re a complete jack ass.  You try and act like you’re some great friend but in reality you’re scum.  If you can’t get anything out of someone you don’t talk to them anymore and treat them like ish.  What kind of friend are you?!  And the worst part about you?  You prey on week unsuspecting women.  These poor girls are fooled by your seemingly sweet demeanor and you rip their hearts out once you have what you want.  You take their dignity, pride, and self respect.  How can you call yourself a man?  You’re the reason why women hate men.  And you always complained "Why don’t girls like nice guys like me?" or "Nice guys finish last" WELL TOUGH SHIT FUCKER!  YOU’RE NOT NICE AND IT’S ASSHOLES LIKE YOU WHO MAKE GIRLS NOT TRUST NICE GUYS.

Everything you went through and are going through is your fault.  KARMA BITCH!  I’m glad your ex cheated on you and I hope your future wife has the same bright idea.

And to think of all the times I helped you out.  All the times I comforted your ass.  My fault, I couldn’t see past the mask.

Is everyone in your family fucked up?  Sure looks like it…

I love how they keep down grading!!!  It amuses me so!  Ain’t no on better hun.

LOL, so I was at the Fairtex Christmas party last night (my friend invited me) and a couple of drunken Muay Thai kickboxers tried to get at me.  Arn’t drunk people great?  So I think the best pick up line I heard that night was:

him- "Arn’t you curious?" 
me- "Huh?"
him- "Arn’t you curious if you’ll ever see me agian or if we would ever hang out?"

Hella cheesy!  Oh then I saw this hot guy who does Brazilian Jujitsu.  He has baby blue eyes, but that’s not what caught my attention.  He had sleaves of tattoos.  I was impressed.  I seem to go for the lean, tall, and tattooed type.  LOL, a motorcycle would seal the deal.   Nothing sexier than a guy on a motorcycle.  No I’m not going through a phase.   This is just the body type I prefer.

lets look at my track record:

#1-tall and lean, no tattoos at time of "realtionship", but currently has one on the forearm and a huge tigger on his back
#2-tall and lean with 5 tattoos
#3-tall and lean no tattoos, but is thinking about getting one
#4-tall and lean and covered in tattoos, arm, back, chest, stomach, legs, you name a body part and he has it tattooed

Hmm…so that was my datting record for the last year.  I think I develpoed something for tattoos within the last 5 years but eveyrone I have ever seen was tall and lean. 

I love shopping, but I hate clothes!  My body doesn’t fit the "typical" body type.  I have broad shoulders and I’m top heavy.  I also have muscular thighs.  But I don’t have a thick waist.  So when I wear tops, it usually fits my top but not my waist, causing me to look larger than I really am.  Then pants, they fit my waist but are too restricting on my thighs.   I’m very upset because I found a nice pea coat the other day and I tried on a large.  The waist was to big and it wouldn’t fit my top and shoulders!  So to get a proper fit I would have to have an XL top with a M waist.  Why can’t I ever find clothes that fit?

YAY, MY FIRST BLACK EYE!!!……… I need to keep my hands.  Guess who did it?  I’ll give you a clue, he’s tall and is supper flexable.

I’m tired and sore.